When a man marries his mistress, he creates a job vacancy.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done.
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
Wife and children are a kind of discipline of humanity.
I’m anal retentive. I’m a workaholic. I have insomnia. And I’m a control freak. That’s why I’m not married. Who could stand me?
If a man have a genius for painting, poetry, music, architecture, or philosophy, he makes a bad husband, and an ill provider.
Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
Lovers are a pastime one tends to outgrow. A hobby that finally becomes a bore.