Quotes about Soccer

Messi should play with a biohazard sign on the back of his shirt.

Messi is as elusive as a moonbeam.

Ronaldo has the nerve of a safecracker.

This stadium gives you goosebumps the size of coconuts.

Lucas Vazquez sees the Dark Invader [Cristiano Ronaldo] arriving with the intimidating directness of a torpedo.

[On Real Madrid midfielder Kroos goal] Toni Kroos so cool with that finish.

On this wet pitch, defenders will be skating around like a three-legged giraffe on roller skates.

Messi has better balance than a one-legged man trying to stand up in a hammock.

If you watch the game, you don’t see Busquets. If you watch Busquets, you see the whole game.

Sevilla’s defense [against Real Madrid] is like Tom chasing Jerry. They aint never gonna catch ’em.