[Prior to Atletico Madrid versus Real Madrid game] The gladiators in the tunnel exchange civil words before this civil war.
[On Messi goal] The madness of Messi. Where the insane becomes the predictable.
The attack falls apart like six-week-old broccoli.
The Intel 3D camera gives us another bird’s-eye view of that Messi free kick. I tell you… what lucky birds.
Messi could shave a mouse in its sleep and not wake it.
Messi free kicks are more dangerous than a sunlamp to an albino.
Magisterial Messi showing again that he’s got chromosomes swimming around in that body of his that belong in a Bengal tiger.
Ronaldo was sharper than a porcupine’s backside with that finish.
Ronaldo executes with extreme prejudice and prettiness.
Messi should play with a biohazard sign on the back of his shirt.