Any man who represents himself as his own attorney, has a fool for a client.

[On taxes] What exactly is your ‘fair share’ of what someone else has worked for?

You do not make a poor man rich by making a rich man poor.

If you are getting run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Democracy is constantly a struggle between cynicism and hope.