Investing is an activity in which consumption today is foregone in an attempt to allow greater consumption at a later date…

When a person with money meets a person with experience, the one with experience ends up with the money and the one with money leaves with experience.

When a man marries his mistress, he creates a job vacancy.

I don’t know if I am old-fashioned or if I am what is going to happen. I know I am not part of this century.

There are three ways to lose money: There is the fun way through gambling. The sweet way is to spend it on women. The stupid way is to listen to experts.