Book – what they make a movie out of for television.
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
All television is children’s television.
If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
Don’t you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.