[On David Pizarro of Inter Milan] Walking around languid like smoke off a cigarette, but playing so well.

Angel Di Maria stretching Barcelona like spandex on Fort Lauderdale beach for that goal.

Fiorentina absolutely bubbling like a witch’s brew here.

Finding Cristiano Ronaldo in form like this is like fighting an alligator in your toilet bowl.

[On Adem Ljajic goal] It’s wonderful and it sends El Presidente into Discoland.

Is it just me, or does the Oscar statue look like Cristiano Ronaldo? Jeez I need a break.

[On Messi goal] You cannot contain him with a net or trident.

[On Fiorentina goal] Fiorentina fans put on a bib because they’re gonna be drooling.

[On Messi missed chance] Rainbows and pots of gold all over the field in this wonderful set of play, but what a miss again.

[On Stefan Jovetic goal from Aquilani assist] He was a bit fortunate this time, but fortune favors the brave. Absolutely Ibra-cadabra stuff from Aquilani to set it up.