Is it just me, or does the Oscar statue look like Cristiano Ronaldo? Jeez I need a break.

[On Messi goal] You cannot contain him with a net or trident.

[On Fiorentina goal] Fiorentina fans put on a bib because they’re gonna be drooling.

[On Messi missed chance] Rainbows and pots of gold all over the field in this wonderful set of play, but what a miss again.

[On Stefan Jovetic goal from Aquilani assist] He was a bit fortunate this time, but fortune favors the brave. Absolutely Ibra-cadabra stuff from Aquilani to set it up.

[On Odion Ighalo goal for Granada against Barcelona] Not the Fall of Granada, the Fall of Barcelona.

Inter [Milan] fans crying into their Moretti beers saying ‘What’s gone wrong?’

I wonder sometimes about being so one-footed like that. A little bit like Long John Silver sometimes just with the one leg.

[On Inter Milan managed by Andrea Stramaccioni] Right from the get-go, Stramaccioni’s team all discombobulated and just a set of marbles rolling around on granite out there.

Superbowl stadium lights gone out… call Messi, he’d illuminate any arena.