This stadium gives you goosebumps the size of coconuts.
[On Vazquez assist for Ronaldo goal] Lucas Vazquez sees the Dark Invader [Cristiano Ronaldo] arriving with the intimidating directness of a torpedo. One touch, one look,… and one beautiful goal.
[On Real Madrid midfielder Kroos goal] Toni Kroos so cool with that finish. Like a bomb disposal expert.
On this wet pitch, defenders will be skating around like a three-legged giraffe on roller skates.
Messi has better balance than a one-legged man trying to stand up in a hammock.
[On legendary Barcelona midfielder Sergio Busquets] If you watch the game, you don’t see Busquets. If you watch Busquets, you see the whole game.
Sevilla’s defense [against Real Madrid] is like Tom chasing Jerry. They aint never gonna catch ’em.
[On Cristiano Ronaldo stance before taking free kick] 5 steps back. And gunslinger pose.
I think he got his theodolite out there and actually measured the bending of the light.
This is a Cabaret goal and Stefan Jovetic is Liza Minnelli here. The placement is magisterial.