Quotes about Soccer

[On Real Madrid midfielder Kroos goal] Toni Kroos so cool with that finish.

On this wet pitch, defenders will be skating around like a three-legged giraffe on roller skates.

Messi has better balance than a one-legged man trying to stand up in a hammock.

If you watch the game, you don’t see Busquets. If you watch Busquets, you see the whole game.

Sevilla’s defense [against Real Madrid] is like Tom chasing Jerry. They aint never gonna catch ’em.

[On Cristiano Ronaldo stance before taking free kick] 5 steps back. And gunslinger pose.

[On Stefan Jovetic goal for Inter Milan] The goal of the week aro

[On David Pizarro of Inter Milan] Walking around languid like smo

Angel Di Maria stretching Barcelona like spandex on Fort Lauderda

Fiorentina absolutely bubbling like a witch’s brew here.