Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Americans are a broad-minded people. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman; but if a man doesn’t drive there’s something wrong with him.
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.