It would be glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor’s finger.
Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.
Just because I have made a point of never losing my accent it doesn’t mean I’m an eel-and-pie yob.
[On kissing Marilyn Monroe] It’s like kissing Hitler.
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
On Coward: Taut, facially, as an appalled monolith; gracious, socially, as a royal bastard; tart, vocally, as a hollowed lemon.
You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.
Acting is a child’s prerogative. Children are born to act. Usually, people grow up and out of it. Actors always seem to me to be people who never quite did grow out of it.
It’s easy to direct while acting; there’s one less person to argue with.
I don’t want to read about some of these actresses who are around today. They sound like my niece in Scarsdale. I love my niece in Scarsdale, but I won’t buy tickets to see her act.