It would be glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor’s finger.
Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.
Just because I have made a point of never losing my accent it doesn’t mean I’m an eel-and-pie yob.
[On kissing Marilyn Monroe] It’s like kissing Hitler.
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
I don’t want to read about some of these actresses who are around today. They sound like my niece in Scarsdale. I love my niece in Scarsdale, but I won’t buy tickets to see her act.
The stage is actor’s country. You have to get your passport stamped every so often or they take away your citizenship.
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal, falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox.
On Coward: Taut, facially, as an appalled monolith; gracious, socially, as a royal bastard; tart, vocally, as a hollowed lemon.