A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
I don’t like green Christmases. They’re not green – they’re just nasty faded browns and grays.
Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
I don’t like green Christmases. They’re not green they’re just nasty faded browns and grays.