Quotes about Holidays

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

On July 4th: Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time ar

At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but on

Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to

Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re n

I don’t like green Christmases. They’re not green – they’re just

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude woul

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.