[On legendary Barcelona midfielder Sergio Busquets] If you watch the game, you don’t see Busquets. If you watch Busquets, you see the whole game.
Sevilla’s defense [against Real Madrid] is like Tom chasing Jerry. They aint never gonna catch ’em.
[On Cristiano Ronaldo stance before taking free kick] 5 steps back. And gunslinger pose.
Angel Di Maria stretching Barcelona like spandex on Fort Lauderdale beach for that goal.
Fiorentina absolutely bubbling like a witch’s brew here.
Finding Cristiano Ronaldo in form like this is like fighting an alligator in your toilet bowl.
[On Adem Ljajic goal] It’s wonderful and it sends El Presidente into Discoland.
Is it just me, or does the Oscar statue look like Cristiano Ronaldo? Jeez I need a break.
[On Messi goal] You cannot contain him with a net or trident.
[On Fiorentina goal] Fiorentina fans put on a bib because they’re gonna be drooling.