Quotes about Soccer

The gladiators in the tunnel exchange civil words before this civil war.

The madness of Messi. Where the insane becomes the predictable.

The attack falls apart like six-week-old broccoli.

The Intel 3D camera gives us another bird’s-eye view of that Messi free kick. I tell you… what lucky birds.

Messi could shave a mouse in its sleep and not wake it.

Messi free kicks are more dangerous than a sunlamp to an albino.

Magisterial Messi showing again that he’s got chromosomes swimming around in that body of his that belong in a Bengal tiger.

Ronaldo was sharper than a porcupine’s backside with that finish.

Ronaldo executes with extreme prejudice and prettiness.

Messi should play with a biohazard sign on the back of his shirt.