Magisterial Messi showing again that he’s got chromosomes swimming around in that body of his that belong in a Bengal tiger.
Ronaldo was sharper than a porcupine’s backside with that finish.
Ronaldo executes with extreme prejudice and prettiness.
Messi should play with a biohazard sign on the back of his shirt.
Messi is as elusive as a moonbeam.
Ronaldo has the nerve of a safecracker.
This stadium gives you goosebumps the size of coconuts.
[On Vazquez assist for Ronaldo goal] Lucas Vazquez sees the Dark Invader [Cristiano Ronaldo] arriving with the intimidating directness of a torpedo. One touch, one look,… and one beautiful goal.
[On Real Madrid midfielder Kroos goal] Toni Kroos so cool with that finish. Like a bomb disposal expert.
On this wet pitch, defenders will be skating around like a three-legged giraffe on roller skates.