There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off

We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular f

You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, for in every war t

You never get a second chance to make a good first impression.

Even if you’re on the right track you’ll get run over if you just

Why not go out on a limb? That’s where the fruit is.

The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans

It’s a great country, but you can’t live in it for nothing.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.