There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can’t make anybody believe he has it.
You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, for in every war they kill you a new way.
You never get a second chance to make a good first impression.
Even if you’re on the right track you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Why not go out on a limb? That’s where the fruit is.
The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out.
It’s a great country, but you can’t live in it for nothing.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.