Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got

When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywh

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you slee

There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shor

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotte

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.