Brave header. The Charruas [Uruguay national team], man – they wi

[On James Rodriguez goal] Tumble-drier possession again from Real

[On Messi winning goal for Barcelona against Real Madrid in El Clasico] A

[On James Rodriguez goal] Again, the man from Colombia gives all

Both these defences have been working harder than a one-eyed cat

[On a Cristiano Ronaldo free kick goal against Atletico Madrid] Are you kidding me?!

Both these defences have been working harder than a one-eyed cat, covering 3 mouse holes.

He’s a one-man battleship, [David] De Gea. Where’s his critics now?

On to this one quicker than a jackrabbit on a hot date. Look at this finish! That is beyond world class.

Oh my sweet lord. What a ball! What a pass! The ball is magisterial. The finish is nothing less than stupefying.