I think he got his theodolite out there and actually measured the

[On Stefan Jovetic goal for Inter Milan] The goal of the week aro

This is a Cabaret goal and Stefan Jovetic is Liza Minnelli here.

I wonder sometimes about being so one-footed like that. A little

[On Stefan Jovetic goal from Aquilani assist] He was a bit fortun

[On Odion Ighalo goal for Granada against Barcelona] Not the Fall

[On Fiorentina goal] Fiorentina fans put on a bib because they’re

[On Messi missed chance] Rainbows and pots of gold all over the f

Is it just me, or does the Oscar statue look like Cristiano Ronal

[On Messi goal] You cannot contain him with a net or trident.