I think he got his theodolite out there and actually measured the bending of the light.
[On Stefan Jovetic goal for Inter Milan] The goal of the week around planet Earth, and it sends El Presidente into Barry White Discoland this time. 11 out of 10.
This is a Cabaret goal and Stefan Jovetic is Liza Minnelli here. The placement is magisterial.
I wonder sometimes about being so one-footed like that. A little bit like Long John Silver sometimes just with the one leg.
[On Stefan Jovetic goal from Aquilani assist] He was a bit fortunate this time, but fortune favors the brave. Absolutely Ibra-cadabra stuff from Aquilani to set it up.
[On Odion Ighalo goal for Granada against Barcelona] Not the Fall of Granada, the Fall of Barcelona.
[On Fiorentina goal] Fiorentina fans put on a bib because they’re gonna be drooling.
[On Messi missed chance] Rainbows and pots of gold all over the field in this wonderful set of play, but what a miss again.
Is it just me, or does the Oscar statue look like Cristiano Ronaldo? Jeez I need a break.
[On Messi goal] You cannot contain him with a net or trident.