This is a Cabaret goal and Stefan Jovetic is Liza Minnelli here.

I wonder sometimes about being so one-footed like that. A little

[On Fiorentina goal] Fiorentina fans put on a bib because they’re

[On Odion Ighalo goal for Granada against Barcelona] Not the Fall

Is it just me, or does the Oscar statue look like Cristiano Ronal

[On Messi missed chance] Rainbows and pots of gold all over the f

Finding Cristiano Ronaldo in form like this is like fighting an a

[On Messi goal] You cannot contain him with a net or trident.

Angel Di Maria stretching Barcelona like spandex on Fort Lauderda

[On Adem Ljajic goal] It’s wonderful and it sends El Presidente i