Fiorentina absolutely bubbling like a witch’s brew here.
Inter [Milan] fans crying into their Moretti beers saying ‘What’s gone wrong?’
[On Inter Milan managed by Andrea Stramaccioni] Right from the get-go, Stramaccioni’s team all discombobulated and just a set of marbles rolling around on granite out there.
[On David Pizarro of Inter Milan] Walking around languid like smoke off a cigarette, but playing so well.
I think he got his theodolite out there and actually measured the bending of the light.
[On Stefan Jovetic goal for Inter Milan] The goal of the week around planet Earth, and it sends El Presidente into Barry White Discoland this time. 11 out of 10.
[On Stefan Jovetic goal from Aquilani assist] He was a bit fortunate this time, but fortune favors the brave. Absolutely Ibra-cadabra stuff from Aquilani to set it up.
This is a Cabaret goal and Stefan Jovetic is Liza Minnelli here. The placement is magisterial.
I wonder sometimes about being so one-footed like that. A little bit like Long John Silver sometimes just with the one leg.
[On Fiorentina goal] Fiorentina fans put on a bib because they’re gonna be drooling.