[On Fiorentina goal] Fiorentina fans put on a bib because they’re gonna be drooling.
[On Adem Ljajic goal] It’s wonderful and it sends El Presidente into Discoland.
Is it just me, or does the Oscar statue look like Cristiano Ronaldo? Jeez I need a break.
Fiorentina absolutely bubbling like a witch’s brew here.
Finding Cristiano Ronaldo in form like this is like fighting an alligator in your toilet bowl.
[On David Pizarro of Inter Milan] Walking around languid like smoke off a cigarette, but playing so well.
Angel Di Maria stretching Barcelona like spandex on Fort Lauderdale beach for that goal.
[On Stefan Jovetic goal for Inter Milan] The goal of the week around planet Earth, and it sends El Presidente into Barry White Discoland this time. 11 out of 10.
Superbowl stadium lights gone out… call Messi, he’d illuminate any arena.
I wonder sometimes about being so one-footed like that. A little bit like Long John Silver sometimes just with the one leg.