This is a Cabaret goal and Stefan Jovetic is Liza Minnelli here. The placement is magisterial.
I wonder sometimes about being so one-footed like that. A little bit like Long John Silver sometimes just with the one leg.
[On Fiorentina goal] Fiorentina fans put on a bib because they’re gonna be drooling.
[On Odion Ighalo goal for Granada against Barcelona] Not the Fall of Granada, the Fall of Barcelona.
Is it just me, or does the Oscar statue look like Cristiano Ronaldo? Jeez I need a break.
[On Messi missed chance] Rainbows and pots of gold all over the field in this wonderful set of play, but what a miss again.
Finding Cristiano Ronaldo in form like this is like fighting an alligator in your toilet bowl.
[On Messi goal] You cannot contain him with a net or trident.
Angel Di Maria stretching Barcelona like spandex on Fort Lauderdale beach for that goal.
[On Adem Ljajic goal] It’s wonderful and it sends El Presidente into Discoland.