This stadium gives you goosebumps the size of coconuts.
[On Vazquez assist for Ronaldo goal] Lucas Vazquez sees the Dark Invader [Cristiano Ronaldo] arriving with the intimidating directness of a torpedo. One touch, one look,… and one beautiful goal.
[On Real Madrid midfielder Kroos goal] Toni Kroos so cool with that finish. Like a bomb disposal expert.
On this wet pitch, defenders will be skating around like a three-legged giraffe on roller skates.
Messi has better balance than a one-legged man trying to stand up in a hammock.
Sevilla’s defense [against Real Madrid] is like Tom chasing Jerry. They aint never gonna catch ’em.
[On Cristiano Ronaldo stance before taking free kick] 5 steps back. And gunslinger pose.
Superbowl stadium lights gone out… call Messi, he’d illuminate any arena.
Fiorentina absolutely bubbling like a witch’s brew here.
Inter [Milan] fans crying into their Moretti beers saying ‘What’s gone wrong?’