The trouble with a kitten is That Eventually it becomes a Cat.
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven’t done.
There are some people who are very resourceful At being remorseful, And who apparently feel the best way to make friends Is to do something terrible and then make amends.
Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, And that’s what parents were created for.
Senescence begins And middle age ends, The day your descendents, Outnumber your friends.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they’ve heard of unemployment and they’ve heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up to a costume charity ball.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I’ll never see a tree at all.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.