The trouble with a kitten is That Eventually it becomes a Cat.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legisla

No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven’t done.

There are some people who are very resourceful At being remorsefu

Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, And that’s what par

Senescence begins And middle age ends, The day your descendents,

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they’ve heard

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Per

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.