Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of

Reality continues to ruin my life.

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an as

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exis

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously neve

Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.

I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless in