Lucas Vazquez sees the Dark Invader [Cristiano Ronaldo] arriving with the intimidating directness of a torpedo.

There’s a lid for every pot.

I cannot function effectively when I’m in a state of ignorance.

…Breathe in… Breathe out… Breathe in… Breathe out…

[On Real Madrid midfielder Kroos goal] Toni Kroos so cool with that finish.

On this wet pitch, defenders will be skating around like a three-legged giraffe on roller skates.