You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Magisterial Messi showing again that he’s got chromosomes swimming around in that body of his that belong in a Bengal tiger.
Ronaldo was sharper than a porcupine’s backside with that finish.
Ronaldo executes with extreme prejudice and prettiness.
Messi should play with a biohazard sign on the back of his shirt.
Messi is as elusive as a moonbeam.
Ronaldo has the nerve of a safecracker.
To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.
This stadium gives you goosebumps the size of coconuts.
Life is like a staircase, you’ll never get to the top unless you step up.