You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Magisterial Messi showing again that he’s got chromosomes swimming around in that body of his that belong in a Bengal tiger.

Ronaldo was sharper than a porcupine’s backside with that finish.

Ronaldo executes with extreme prejudice and prettiness.

Messi should play with a biohazard sign on the back of his shirt.

Messi is as elusive as a moonbeam.

Ronaldo has the nerve of a safecracker.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

This stadium gives you goosebumps the size of coconuts.

Life is like a staircase, you’ll never get to the top unless you step up.